"There are some things which words cant express,for everything else there is hisam onomics"

Saturday, August 23, 2008

Google Champions league .

Ever heard of the title, no way !!..... cos i just coined that. It is supposed to be a game that i will be playing with the help of my ever favourite google.
Here's the funda : I search for different similar search terms on Google and compare the total search results for a particular term with the other similar terms, and the search term with the largest number of results emerge as the champion of that particular league. If u still havent got me, then stare down \/

Politician Champions league:

standings Term No. of results on google

1 manmohan singh 1,960,000

2 sonia gandhi 936,000

3 lk advani 840,000

4 lalu prasad yadav 196,000

Manmohan singh winning that comfortably by over 1 crore votes........ i mean results ;-).

Now i hope you got what the game is all about (for those who hadnt got it earlier).

Bollywood heroes Champions league:

standings Term No. of results on google

1 shahrukh khan 2,360,000

2 aamir khan 1,700,000

3 hrithik roshan 1,520,000

4 akshay kumar 1,410,000

IT company Champions league:

standings Term No. of results on google

1 google 2,490,000,000

2 microsoft 806,000,000

3 ibm 251,000,000

4 mozilla 121,000,000

Google hands down !! The margin of victory is over 1500 crores over its nearest rival microsoft.
(note: google has no influence over this champions league even if i'm using their search engine, LOL ;-) )

Body Building Champions league:

standings Term No. of results on google

1 six pack abs 1,140,000

2 bisceps 4,060

3 trisceps 368

Uffffffff, see i have always rooted for six pack abs and here i have got an able supporter in google. If you feel like having one....... then here is an hisamonomics way to get it HOW TO GET SIX PACK ABS WORKOUT ROUTINE.

Now lets have some one to one

love-2,180,000,000 > friendship-106,000,000
hmmmmmmmmm, no comments. ;-)

girls-634,000,000 > boys-418,000,000
hmmmmmmm,, i din like that.

doctor-343,000,000 > engineer-170,000,000
Thats not fair google, after all we built you.

george bush-41,500,000 > bin laden-23,700,000
Surprise,surprise !!

desktop-405,000,000 > laptop-251,000,000

bipasha basu-1,340,000 > mallika sherawat - 1,120,000
Was jus eager to know google's opinion, noffin else. ;-)

The da vinci code-6,600,000 > The alchemist-1,670,000
The margin would have been less but for the "the da vinci code " movie.

iit-7,480,000 > iim-5,260,000

work-2,060,000,000 > sleep-279,000,000
hmmmmmmmmm, i thought otherwise, thats why i compared.

no-7,640,000,000 > yes-1,020,000,000
girlish !! ;-)

stop-854,000,000 > nonstop-21,100,000
Google has asked me to stop for now.

I may have a part 2 of this, so lemme know of any new interesting one to one's or categories that you have in your mind through the comments link below. will you \/ wont you ??


shan said...

great post man.... always have been a sucker for rating of any is a site if u wanna find the top 10 of anythin......