Love 4m yet nother angle.

Love is beautiful,wonderful and amazing. You feel it is the best feeling in the world untill it happens to your daughter.

--
Hisam

www.hisamonomics.blogspot.com

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Hooked onto Typeracer.

I knew Orkut would one day allow its users add applications to their profiles, Ditto Facebook. The only question was when! And it was answered last week when i saw that"Applications......... New~`" sorta thing on my Orkut Home. This had to finally happen and it happened.

Most of the Apps that i found on Orkut was already there on Facebook, or rather that was my
first impression while browsing through the Orkut apps. But one app. that caught my attention immediately was TypeRacer, because i didnt find it on Facebook (if it ever existed there) and got hooked immediatley. It is Really Adictive.



This is how it defines itself >>>>>>>"Typing meets racing in this first-ever competitive typing game. Compete against your friends and the whole world in the new sport of keyboarding!"

Ya its real fun to type race with the random users online on Orkut, and then compare your Wpm (Words per Minute) with your freinds. One thing that i would like to see added to this app. is to race with your Online Orkut friends. That would jus Rock.

Sure have a try if you wanna have fun Typing, and the obvious bonus you get is that it improves your typing skills , Nly a Sideeffect, Ha!!


PS: Posts that you see in blue colour are those posts that i write inorder to improve the PageRank of this blog. So please dont mind. ;-)

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Where What How Why ??

If you have a question that starts with any of the above words in the title, then you should surely consider visiting the page http://www.where-what-how-why.com/.

You can get your questions answered by visiting this site. This blog has got a neat and attractive template.

And one post that caught my attention the most is the one titled " How are lakes formed ? ".
And the answer given there is very interesting as well. This is how the answer went

"Sometimes, rainwater collects in big hollows in the ground to form lakes. These hollows can be formed by the movement of the plates that make up the Earth’s crust, or by moving glaciers that might erode an area in their path.
Lakes are also formed by landslides that leave huge depressions in the ground. Most lakes and rivers contain freshwater. The water of a lake might be salty if the place in which it is located contains a large amount of salt.
"

Aint that interesting??

Find many such answers for interesting questions like that. just have a visit there and find for youself.

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Blog Avenues

Blog avenues is a blog promotion blog which describes itself as follows:

"This is a Grand Blog Terminal for Blogging, blog tools, blog promotion, get paid to blog,new blog technologies, free blogs, blog templates, blog hosting, blog directories and blog pinging services."

The owner of the blog is a Maths lecturer from India who blogs for fun and money and seems very passionate about it which is very evident in her blog.

Some of the intersting blog categories that i found on Blog avenues are Categories ad space selling,adsense,adsense revenue sharing,affiliate marketing,agloco,back links,blog aggregator,blog back up,Blog Carnival,Blog catalog,blog design,blog directory, paid links,part time jobs, Pay Per Post,paypal, photo sharing, PPC advertising, pro blogging, real estate, revenue sharing, reviw me, RSS directory, RSS submission,sandbox, search engines,SEO, Smorty, social bookmarking, social networking, social news, Squidoo, stumbleupon etc.

Blog Avenues. is a must visit for any one inetersted in making money from their blog. So have a go at it. It is cool.

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Irresistable blog.

I am recently into some sort of random blog surfing and one blog which i found interesting was iamsid at wordpress.

I found the very first post titled "In Love again" very true. Especially the line "Every time my phone alerts me for a new message, I always wish that’s it’s her".
I also found some other good stuff like the post titled "Go natural" where Sid (Assuming that is his name) goes onto expalin why Chinese people have long lives. And according to that post it is because their medicines are all natural. Interesting observation.
I also came to know he is a professional web develocper and a certified professional macromedia dreamweaver developer. Cool.


He has also got his favourite movies listed in the sidebar which include
Pirates of the Caribbean 3Oceans 13,Harry Potter Order of the Phoenix,Rush Hour 3,
Bourne Ultimatum. All cool movies.

Found the The three trees story very interesting.

But one thing i could not make out is the title of the blog "Ang blog na wala pang title e wala akong maisip e… hehehe".
It would be so nice of Sid if he takes the pain to explain it. ;-)

Do visit this blog, it is worth the time.

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Define woman.

One forward mail that i keep on reading again and again, dont know the actual source, but is just awesome.............. read on >>>>>>>>>>>>>


When I created the heavens and the earth, I spoke them into being. When I created man, I formed him and breathed life into his nostrils. But you, woman, I fashioned after I breathed the breath of life into man because your nostrils are too delicate. I allowed a deep sleep to come over him so I could patiently and perfectly fashion you.

Man was put to sleep so that he could not interfere with the creativity. From one bone I fashioned you. I chose the bone that protects man's life. I chose the rib, which protects his heart and lungs and supports him, as you are meant to do.

Around this one bone I shaped you. I modeled you. I created you perfectly and beautifully. Your characteristics are as the rib, strong yet delicate and fragile. You provide protection for the most delicate organ in man, his heart. His heart is the center of his being; his lungs hold the breath of life. The rib cage will allow itself to be broken before it will allow damage to the heart.

Support man as the rib cage supports the body. You were not taken from his feet, to be under him, nor were you taken from his head, to be above him. You were taken from his side, to stand beside him and be held close to his side. You are my perfect angel. You are my beautiful little girl. You have grown to be a splendid woman of excellence, and my eyes fill when I see the virtue in your heart. Your eyes -- don't change them. Your lips -- how lovely when they part in prayer. Your nose so perfect in form, your hands so gentle to touch.

I've caressed your face in your deepest sleep; I've held your heart close to mine. Of all that lives and breathes, you are the most like me.

Adam walked with me in the cool of the day and yet he was lonely. He could not see me or touch me. He could only feel me. So everything I wanted Adam to share and experience with me, I fashioned in you: my holiness, my strength, my purity, my love, my protection and support.

You are special because you are the extension of me. Man

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How many visitors do hisamonomics actually get??

I always wonder if someone ever reads my posts here, simply because i rarely get comments on posts, not including the guest book entries. So i dont have any idea how many hits my blog actually gets daily. And i have decided to find out >>>>

Since you have taken the time and pain to come to this blog and read this post till here ( Now dont tell that you are not reading this because you are doing exactly that !! ;-) ), i request you to do me a small favour, just go to the comments link of this post and write me something there or to make things easier for you, you can instead scribble on the guestbook you see on the right side of this page.

Sooo nice of you(only if you have decided to comment). And since you have also decided to take the pain of commenting, i can suggest some things you can comment on....

How much do you like Hisamonomics? do you like its content? do you like to see any changes? do you like to see hisamonomics start thinking on new topics? and anything you like............

And since you have already taken this much time (sooooooo kind of you) and PPPAin, why dont you link to this blog from your's(assuming you have one) and you can expect the same favour in return( after all i got a PR1 to show, hehehhehehaeh).

And and since you have taken this muchhhhh pain i wont give you any more pain, i'm stopping.

And i hope you didnt forget that this post actually was meant to determine the actual number of hisamonomics visitors and i didnt have any OTHER intentions at alllllll...... ;-)

So dont forget to take all those pains.........

And one more thing, this post will be at the top untill i get atleast 3 comments as a result of this post. Kkasam HISAMONOMICS Ki !!

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Pagerank getting me obsessed.

Ever since i chose Google Pagerank as my Seminar Topic, i'm somehow getting very close to it, or even call it obsession. And the latest development being my blog getting a PR1(Pagerank 1) and as a result it getting approved by Smorty(a site which pays you for posting Ads on your blog). And as of now i have got 5 Ad posts in total from Smorty and got them all approved, and as a result some dollar is waiting to hit my Paypal account.

What all these fuss has done is that it has got few of my friends interested in this sorta stuff (now who wouldnt when you can earn some goooooooood money). So i'm posting some tips that i came across or might have even tried while in pursuit for a PR for my blog.


+ One basic and obvious thing to do is get as many links to your blog/site from as many blog/site. You can do this manually by asking your friends to link from their blogs and by returning this favour. Services like Blogrolling should be utilised to its most.
And one service which is going to be the one stop for improving any site/blog PR is under development, Now guess who is the developer ;-).

+ I dont know if this tip actually works, just found it now and i havent tried it as of now. But nonetheless seems interesting >>

Make at least three pages on your site and link them as follows:
Page 1 >>>>>> Page 2
Page 2 >>>>>> Page 3
And this is the kicker
Page 3 >>>>>> Page 1

Google will give points to page 2 from page 1, then to page 3 from page 2, and then - if you link it back to page 1 - it starts all over again. I can't even count how many points this will end up giving you. Just don't abuse it too much - or the big sites will complain you are taking too much PR from them.


+ Google has got secrets and i dont know them simply because it is secrets, but i can have guesses and here is one >>>>>

Make sure you include at least one link to Google. They need quality traffic as well. Don't be greedy and hog it all to yourself. This can do wonders for your pages. Remember - Google may be going public soon - so the more traffic you send them the better.


+ Try to repeat the keyword as much times as possible and as much close to each other. This certainly improves your blog/site position for that particular keyword search if not your Pagerank.


These are some of the things that come to my mind now and when new ones come to my mind, i may or may not post it. It all depends on my MOOOOOOOOD.It seems i've got great Mooooood Swings according to a very believable source.

And what better time to start a tag of its own for Pagerank (since its getting hisamonomics engaged more often these days). let it be "PageRank".

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Firefox quick search- One hella hack.

Its been pretty long since i started my love affair with Firefox and its quite difficult now to count the features that i just love with my fingers(leg fingers included). But if you ask me to pick one, i will have to bow down before Firefox quick search - because it is a crime and you are a criminal if you are using Firefox for sometime and aint aware of this hack. So you bloody criminal >>>> read on >>>>

Give it a try: in Firefox, key up to the location bar (Windows: Alt-D), type dict eschew and hit Enter. You'll be automagically transported to the Dictionary.com definition of "eschew" (to avoid, shun). That's a Quick search in action.
Firefox comes with the dict search pre-installed, along with the predictable google keyword search. But you can set up any number of Quick searches with keywords that map to useful search engines.

To set up a Quick search, go to any search engine page with an input box using Firefox, like say, the Flickr photo search page. To set up a Quick search for Flickr tags, right-click inside the tag search input box and choose "Add a Keyword for this Search..." like so:






Once you press the "Add" button, your Quick search is set up. Now, from the Firefox address bar, type flickrtag puppy to search Flickr tags for - you guessed it - puppies.
Likewise you can do it for any search box provided within any site.


Some of my more often used quick searches are

SITE Keyword

Youtube ut
Google images gi
Wikipedia wiki
Timesofindia toi
Search orkut so
hisamonomics hisam
Dictionary.com dict

The list goes on nd on...........



PS:Dont be surprised to find some of the below posts or rather most of the below posts deviating from the usual typical hisamonomics. Take it as the ugly part of hisamonomics which is money thirsty. Yes those were ads for which i get paid (pretty handsomely), which is coming my way as a result of a PR1 my blog managed to get. So expect posts like this here and there ( i have tagged Ad posts like that as 'sdA' and hope to change the font color of those ads once it get approved). But what it could do(on the positive side) is that it could make me post more regularly(otherwise lazy) since i plan to post one genuine hisamonomics post above every Ad.
Kya kare yaaaaaaar?? karna padtha hey..... They pay me goooooooooood.

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Super Online casino reviews.

I just came across an online casino review site which i couldnt resist posting. Its claim to be the webs most popular online casino review site seems to be true because it lists nearly 100 of the best online casinos.
They have researched and writen detailed casino reviews so you can cut out the hard work. Play at the best online casinos by simply selecting any of their top reviewed game categories, or select an online casino directly from their home page.
Onlinecasinolinks.com have included a list of casinos accepting US players as well as the most popular casinos by player votes. They write detailed reviews of such factors as the game experience, trust score and bonuses offered by each casino.

The site also provides you with Best Online Casinos by Player Votes

So this is one place you were missing all these days if you were searching for a genuine online play.

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Genuine online casino reviews.

I just stumbled upon a website which provides you with genuine reviews of the best online casinos worldwide from literally thousands that they played at. Their team of 20 editors are reviewing top online casinos and rating them in terms of welcome bonuses offered, Payout time, graphics, game play, speed, security and many more.
The detailed online casino reviews provided there will give you a feel of their experience at each casino. The site also provides you with a full review of over 60 best online casinos and a list of most voted online casinos.
This online casino list also provides a unique US casino lists.

The key to the success of this site is that by playing the casinos reviewed on this site will give you the best chance of finding one you're happy with in a short time.
At a glance of their guides you can see most important features and information needed to start playing online with the best welcome bonus on offer.

So if you have been looking for a good casino site all these days then online casino list is one place you were missing.

A must try for every casino freak out there.
CHILL.

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Smorty turns out real.

After giving hope of earning some money through the internet, i stumbled upon Smorty which turned out to be really true. Smorty can be broadly classified into two- One is for advertisers who can boost their search engine rankings with quality inbound links from thousands of blogs and increase their websites traffic and the second is for bloggers who can get paid for blogging by writing their opinion about peoples products, services and websites on their blog.
It is certainly the best available Get paid to blog site available on the internet and the best again when it comes to blog advertising.
I have already got my one post approved and waiting for two to get approved.Smorty pays you weekly. I'm waiting for my first Smorty earnings to hit my Paypal account. Smorty also provides you a referral program where in you can also have a share of your friend's earning as well.
One bottomline is that you should have a blog with atleast a Pagerank of one. My blog just made it last week and i'm rocking along with Smorty.
Smorty rocks because it is the only way i am making money on the internet.

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Create your online store.

Ashop Commerce is a leading US provider of Shopping cart software which actually delivers.It provides a turn-key ecommerce solution with it's revolutionary online store building software.It is certainly one of the worlds most easy to use web based administrations with AWARD winning features which allows the merchant to build an online store capable of competing with the web's most powerful sites for a simple, low monthly fee. The main attraction is that it one of its kind ecommerce software which offers a 10 day free trial. Other really key attractions are,

+ SUPPORT TICKETING SYSTEM-You can take advantage of complete issue history tracking, intelligent ticket routing, and much more at no additional charge.
+ LIVE SUPPORT TOOL-Their live chat support tool provide their clients an unmatched user friendly, powerful platform generating more sales and a more professional image.
+ AFFORDABLE,EASY TO SET UP,EXCELLENT TECHNICAL AND CUSTOMER SERVICE,SEARCH ENGINE FRIENDLY- with a 100% optimised shopping carts it is sure that you will reach the top of any search engine.
In addition to this it is the only shopping cart software which thousands of American online merchants enjoy their entire online business from.
Ashop commerce also won the Mybusiness awards' from FUJI XEROX for the year 2006.
So folks if you want to build your own shopping cart and want to see it fill out,Ashop is the final word. Have a try!! Take my word!!
Visit http://www.ashopcommerce.com/ and experience the magic for yourself.

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Ashop Commerce-The best shopping cart software around.

I just came across a Shopping cart software which actually delivers.It provides a turn-key ecommerce solution with it's revolutionary online store building software.It is certainly one of the worlds most easy to use web based administrations with AWARD winning features which allows the merchant to build an online store capable of competing with the web's most powerful sites for a simple, low monthly fee. The main attraction is that it one of its kind ecommerce software which offers a 10 day free trial. Other really key attractions are,

+ LIVE SUPPORT TOOL-Their live chat support tool provide their clients an unmatched user friendly, powerful platform generating more sales and a more professional image.
+ SUPPORT TICKETING SYSTEM-You can take advantage of complete issue history tracking, intelligent ticket routing, and much more at no additional charge.
+ AFFORDABLE,EASY TO SET UP,EXCELLENT TECHNICAL AND CUSTOMER SERVICE,SEARCH ENGINE FRIENDLY- with a 100% optimised shopping carts it is sure that you will reach the top of any search engine.

Ashop commerce also won the Mybusiness awards' from FUJI XEROX for the year 2006.
So folks if you want to build your own shopping cart and want to see it fill out,Ashop is the final word. Have a try!! Take my word!!
Visithttp://www.ashop.com.au/ and experience the magic for yourself.

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Finally a Pagerank of 1...

And when i had finally lost hope of a pagerank for my blog....... Phew here comes a PR1 for my blog. Yup!! i just found that small green colour creeping out of its White mother on my Firefox status bar and then confirmed it on http://google-pagerank.atakmim.com/index.php which i think is the only site that gives you the right Google PR. And as a result you are supposed to see a green arrow indicating my pagerank just below the header of the blog. For folks wonderin what Google PR is all about.....


"PageRank is a system for ranking web pages developed by the founders of Google Larry Page and Sergey Brin at Stanford University. PageRank relies on the uniquely democratic nature of the web by using its vast link structure as an indicator of an individual page's value. In essence, Google interprets a link from page A to page B as a vote, by page A, for page B. But, Google looks at more than the sheer volume of votes, or links a page receives; it also analyzes the page that casts the vote. Votes cast by pages that are themselves "important" weigh more heavily and help to make other pages "important"
"

And if you are still wonderin what is the use if you get a better pagerank??........
Answer: You will have a better position at the google search results....... for instance the search term hisamo
returns my blog as the first result and hisam also return my blog as one of the results in the first page of the search result. Gotchaaa??

And and if you are still wondering what is the use if your blog comes among the first search results.........
!@#$%^&*).............

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Its Indian Premier league........

Every one is talking about IPL and Why not !! i think its going to be fun and exciting, modelled around EPL(English Premier League) it promises neva before like fun for Indians. And with the association of stars like SRK nd Preity it adds more than enuf shtyle.
Soooo i ought to have my piece of fun nd when it comes to ne form f cricket-Hisam ought to have something to say and someone to vie for..... Bengalaru........ Ya i'm rootin for Bangalore.....

Not nly cos its close to me (By heart and by geography)...
Not nly cos it has got 3 South African players (wonderin what is wit me nd South African players .... its a big story mate!! will tell you some other day :) ).....
Not nly cos it has got a great chance of winning the league.........

But also because i dont care if my favourite actor ( read SRK ) owns a team........ I'm here to watch cricket and not celebrities..... I'm havin enuf of them on the Big screen....

But one thing i din like is the name "Royal Challengers" that Vijay Mallya chose for the b'lore team....... It suits more for his liquor brand than this team........

And the one team to watch out for (i.e besides b'lore.....) is Hyderabad with players like Gibbs,Afridi,Gilchrist, Symonds in their lineup....... My sympathies goes to the bowlers.......obviously!!

Ness Wadia and Priety Zinta, the co-owners of the Mohali IPL franchise, arrive for the player auction, Mumbai, February.

Fixtures

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My Shtyle blogging.......

It is not that i am an avid typical blogger who posts anything and everything happening in his life. And it is also not that i blog simply for the sake of blogging,i dont need to do so, simply because blogger wont close shop if i stop blogging.
And if i still go deep thinking-- why do i ever blog.......>>
Why do i post those posts describing my internet services, my seminar topic,my orkut obsession,my favourite facebook app., my favourite windows apps., my pics ................. >> why do i have those sidebars describing "ME", my wishlist, links to freind's blogs...........>> WHY ??
I'm somehow forced to come to the conclusion that it is simply because that i'm very much obsessed with the internet and because of that strong obsession it is simply impossible for me to go untouch the blogging world. It is like having a cute small house in your hometown.
And having said that i'm still not convinced that is the right answer. I just feel like blogging when i dont have any other thing to do on the net........ i feel like blogging when i strike upon a good hack that i think others might find interesting........ i feel like blogging when i think something very interesting has happened in my life and others might find it interesting too........ i feel like blogging when my eyes go blue(orkut obviously) overtime........ i feel like blogging when i want others to know that hisam is alive on the net........ Sometimes i feeeeel that i'm trying to impress others through my blog...... Ghosh!!....... I'm crazy!! how can 1 impress someone through a blog?? Or can 1 ?? Totally confused...........issshhhhhhhh.
But one thing i'm certain about is that right now i'm a totally confused crazy bloke eyes half open at 1 in the night trying to find the exact reason for the question "why do i ever blog" when all others in the house are well asleep and i can see strange images through my window and even stranger noises and one loud noise of umma i will have to hear tomorrow morning-------HISAAAAAAAAAM...........COLLLLEEGE........
I think i should feel like sleeping.................. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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Airtel gprs zindabad..........

Thus ended one of my previous posts titled "Is Airtel GPRS worth the monthly 250 bucks??" if you remember right. And i'm starting of from right there again simply because Airtel has beeeeeeeen soooooooo generous to me when it comes to their gprs service. If you remember i had something of this sort as one of my points there

"+To top it all, the time limit is not ejjactly a month, it actaully extends beyond. i got a week extra this time around. But never stops before a month, neva!!"

I was talkin about the monthly time limit that used to extend by some days!! SO what now?? Ya you guessed right!! It has stopped doing so!! YIPEEEEEEEEEE..... instead it is going on and on this time and by the time i'm posting this using that very same GPRS ( Charity!! Thats what i call it) service it has gone over exactly a month........ with that 250 bucks i paid over 2 months back. I've just fallen in love with this AIRTEL thing, and i've also stopped those random calls to 121(customer service) with my complaints regarding my call tariff and other offers ( ofcourse cos f my crazy thoughts tellin me that this may somehow lead to deactivation of my CHARITY Gprs)

SO untill Airtel GPRS goes on with this love affair with me, i got my one knee bent !! And when they decide to stop(if eva.....)this, i atleast got the consolation that i can start calling that 121 again and start bugging those lovely female voices again !! ;)

ssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! Dont tell Airtel.

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The dumbest Goalie in the world.

Cant stop laughing. hehehehehehehehe

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J2EE time in Kochi.

(click the pic. to enlarge it)
KOCHI ETHI , KOCHI ETHI !!

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