I always wonder if someone ever reads my posts here, simply because i rarely get comments on posts, not including the guest book entries. So i dont have any idea how many hits my blog actually gets daily. And i have decided to find out >>>>
Since you have taken the time and pain to come to this blog and read this post till here ( Now dont tell that you are not reading this because you are doing exactly that !! ;-) ), i request you to do me a small favour, just go to the comments link of this post and write me something there or to make things easier for you, you can instead scribble on the guestbook you see on the right side of this page.
Sooo nice of you(only if you have decided to comment). And since you have also decided to take the pain of commenting, i can suggest some things you can comment on....
How much do you like Hisamonomics? do you like its content? do you like to see any changes? do you like to see hisamonomics start thinking on new topics? and anything you like............
And since you have already taken this much time (sooooooo kind of you) and PPPAin, why dont you link to this blog from your's(assuming you have one) and you can expect the same favour in return( after all i got a PR1 to show, hehehhehehaeh).
And and since you have taken this muchhhhh pain i wont give you any more pain, i'm stopping.
And i hope you didnt forget that this post actually was meant to determine the actual number of hisamonomics visitors and i didnt have any OTHER intentions at alllllll...... ;-)
So dont forget to take all those pains.........
And one more thing, this post will be at the top untill i get atleast 3 comments as a result of this post. Kkasam HISAMONOMICS Ki !!
Saturday, March 22, 2008
How many visitors do hisamonomics actually get??
Friday, March 21, 2008
Pagerank getting me obsessed.
Ever since i chose Google Pagerank as my Seminar Topic, i'm somehow getting very close to it, or even call it obsession. And the latest development being my blog getting a PR1(Pagerank 1) and as a result it getting approved by Smorty(a site which pays you for posting Ads on your blog). And as of now i have got 5 Ad posts in total from Smorty and got them all approved, and as a result some dollar is waiting to hit my Paypal account.
What all these fuss has done is that it has got few of my friends interested in this sorta stuff (now who wouldnt when you can earn some goooooooood money). So i'm posting some tips that i came across or might have even tried while in pursuit for a PR for my blog.
+ One basic and obvious thing to do is get as many links to your blog/site from as many blog/site. You can do this manually by asking your friends to link from their blogs and by returning this favour. Services like Blogrolling should be utilised to its most.
And one service which is going to be the one stop for improving any site/blog PR is under development, Now guess who is the developer ;-).
+ I dont know if this tip actually works, just found it now and i havent tried it as of now. But nonetheless seems interesting >>
Make at least three pages on your site and link them as follows:
Page 1 >>>>>> Page 2
Page 2 >>>>>> Page 3
And this is the kicker
Page 3 >>>>>> Page 1
Google will give points to page 2 from page 1, then to page 3 from page 2, and then - if you link it back to page 1 - it starts all over again. I can't even count how many points this will end up giving you. Just don't abuse it too much - or the big sites will complain you are taking too much PR from them.
+ Google has got secrets and i dont know them simply because it is secrets, but i can have guesses and here is one >>>>>
Make sure you include at least one link to Google. They need quality traffic as well. Don't be greedy and hog it all to yourself. This can do wonders for your pages. Remember - Google may be going public soon - so the more traffic you send them the better.
+ Try to repeat the keyword as much times as possible and as much close to each other. This certainly improves your blog/site position for that particular keyword search if not your Pagerank.
These are some of the things that come to my mind now and when new ones come to my mind, i may or may not post it. It all depends on my MOOOOOOOOD.It seems i've got great Mooooood Swings according to a very believable source.
And what better time to start a tag of its own for Pagerank (since its getting hisamonomics engaged more often these days). let it be "PageRank".
Sunday, March 16, 2008
Firefox quick search- One hella hack.
Its been pretty long since i started my love affair with Firefox and its quite difficult now to count the features that i just love with my fingers(leg fingers included). But if you ask me to pick one, i will have to bow down before Firefox quick search - because it is a crime and you are a criminal if you are using Firefox for sometime and aint aware of this hack. So you bloody criminal >>>> read on >>>>
Give it a try: in Firefox, key up to the location bar (Windows: Alt-D), type dict eschew and hit Enter. You'll be automagically transported to the Dictionary.com definition of "eschew" (to avoid, shun). That's a Quick search in action.
Firefox comes with the dict search pre-installed, along with the predictable google keyword search. But you can set up any number of Quick searches with keywords that map to useful search engines.
To set up a Quick search, go to any search engine page with an input box using Firefox, like say, the Flickr photo search page. To set up a Quick search for Flickr tags, right-click inside the tag search input box and choose "Add a Keyword for this Search..." like so:
Once you press the "Add" button, your Quick search is set up. Now, from the Firefox address bar, type flickrtag puppy to search Flickr tags for - you guessed it - puppies.
Likewise you can do it for any search box provided within any site.
Some of my more often used quick searches are
SITE Keyword
Youtube ut
Google images gi
Wikipedia wiki
Timesofindia toi
Search orkut so
hisamonomics hisam
Dictionary.com dict
The list goes on nd on...........
PS:Dont be surprised to find some of the below posts or rather most of the below posts deviating from the usual typical hisamonomics. Take it as the ugly part of hisamonomics which is money thirsty. Yes those were ads for which i get paid (pretty handsomely), which is coming my way as a result of a PR1 my blog managed to get. So expect posts like this here and there ( i have tagged Ad posts like that as 'sdA' and hope to change the font color of those ads once it get approved). But what it could do(on the positive side) is that it could make me post more regularly(otherwise lazy) since i plan to post one genuine hisamonomics post above every Ad.
Kya kare yaaaaaaar?? karna padtha hey..... They pay me goooooooooood.
Super Online casino reviews.
I just came across an online casino review site which i couldnt resist posting. Its claim to be the webs most popular online casino review site seems to be true because it lists nearly 100 of the best online casinos.
They have researched and writen detailed casino reviews so you can cut out the hard work. Play at the best online casinos by simply selecting any of their top reviewed game categories, or select an online casino directly from their home page.
Onlinecasinolinks.com have included a list of casinos accepting US players as well as the most popular casinos by player votes. They write detailed reviews of such factors as the game experience, trust score and bonuses offered by each casino.
The site also provides you with Best Online Casinos by Player Votes
So this is one place you were missing all these days if you were searching for a genuine online play.
Friday, March 14, 2008
Genuine online casino reviews.
I just stumbled upon a website which provides you with genuine reviews of the best online casinos worldwide from literally thousands that they played at. Their team of 20 editors are reviewing top online casinos and rating them in terms of welcome bonuses offered, Payout time, graphics, game play, speed, security and many more.
The detailed online casino reviews provided there will give you a feel of their experience at each casino. The site also provides you with a full review of over 60 best online casinos and a list of most voted online casinos.
This online casino list also provides a unique US casino lists.
The key to the success of this site is that by playing the casinos reviewed on this site will give you the best chance of finding one you're happy with in a short time.
At a glance of their guides you can see most important features and information needed to start playing online with the best welcome bonus on offer.
So if you have been looking for a good casino site all these days then online casino list is one place you were missing.
A must try for every casino freak out there.
CHILL.
Monday, March 10, 2008
Smorty turns out real.
After giving hope of earning some money through the internet, i stumbled upon Smorty which turned out to be really true. Smorty can be broadly classified into two- One is for advertisers who can boost their search engine rankings with quality inbound links from thousands of blogs and increase their websites traffic and the second is for bloggers who can get paid for blogging by writing their opinion about peoples products, services and websites on their blog.
It is certainly the best available Get paid to blog site available on the internet and the best again when it comes to blog advertising.
I have already got my one post approved and waiting for two to get approved.Smorty pays you weekly. I'm waiting for my first Smorty earnings to hit my Paypal account. Smorty also provides you a referral program where in you can also have a share of your friend's earning as well.
One bottomline is that you should have a blog with atleast a Pagerank of one. My blog just made it last week and i'm rocking along with Smorty.
Smorty rocks because it is the only way i am making money on the internet.
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Ashop commerce also won the Mybusiness awards' from FUJI XEROX for the year 2006.
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Monday, March 03, 2008
Ashop Commerce-The best shopping cart software around.
I just came across a Shopping cart software which actually delivers.It provides a turn-key ecommerce solution with it's revolutionary online store building software.It is certainly one of the worlds most easy to use web based administrations with AWARD winning features which allows the merchant to build an online store capable of competing with the web's most powerful sites for a simple, low monthly fee. The main attraction is that it one of its kind ecommerce software which offers a 10 day free trial. Other really key attractions are,
+ LIVE SUPPORT TOOL-Their live chat support tool provide their clients an unmatched user friendly, powerful platform generating more sales and a more professional image.
+ SUPPORT TICKETING SYSTEM-You can take advantage of complete issue history tracking, intelligent ticket routing, and much more at no additional charge.
+ AFFORDABLE,EASY TO SET UP,EXCELLENT TECHNICAL AND CUSTOMER SERVICE,SEARCH ENGINE FRIENDLY- with a 100% optimised shopping carts it is sure that you will reach the top of any search engine.
Ashop commerce also won the Mybusiness awards' from FUJI XEROX for the year 2006.
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Sunday, March 02, 2008
Finally a Pagerank of 1...
And when i had finally lost hope of a pagerank for my blog....... Phew here comes a PR1 for my blog. Yup!! i just found that small green colour creeping out of its White mother on my Firefox status bar and then confirmed it on http://google-pagerank.atakmim.com/index.php which i think is the only site that gives you the right Google PR. And as a result you are supposed to see a green arrow indicating my pagerank just below the header of the blog. For folks wonderin what Google PR is all about.....
"PageRank is a system for ranking web pages developed by the founders of Google Larry Page and Sergey Brin at Stanford University. PageRank relies on the uniquely democratic nature of the web by using its vast link structure as an indicator of an individual page's value. In essence, Google interprets a link from page A to page B as a vote, by page A, for page B. But, Google looks at more than the sheer volume of votes, or links a page receives; it also analyzes the page that casts the vote. Votes cast by pages that are themselves "important" weigh more heavily and help to make other pages "important"
"
And if you are still wonderin what is the use if you get a better pagerank??........
Answer: You will have a better position at the google search results....... for instance the search term hisamo
returns my blog as the first result and hisam also return my blog as one of the results in the first page of the search result. Gotchaaa??
And and if you are still wondering what is the use if your blog comes among the first search results.........
!@#$%^&*).............
Thursday, February 28, 2008
Its Indian Premier league........
Every one is talking about IPL and Why not !! i think its going to be fun and exciting, modelled around EPL(English Premier League) it promises neva before like fun for Indians. And with the association of stars like SRK nd Preity it adds more than enuf shtyle.
Soooo i ought to have my piece of fun nd when it comes to ne form f cricket-Hisam ought to have something to say and someone to vie for..... Bengalaru........ Ya i'm rootin for Bangalore.....
Not nly cos its close to me (By heart and by geography)...
Not nly cos it has got 3 South African players (wonderin what is wit me nd South African players .... its a big story mate!! will tell you some other day :) ).....
Not nly cos it has got a great chance of winning the league.........
But also because i dont care if my favourite actor ( read SRK ) owns a team........ I'm here to watch cricket and not celebrities..... I'm havin enuf of them on the Big screen....
But one thing i din like is the name "Royal Challengers" that Vijay Mallya chose for the b'lore team....... It suits more for his liquor brand than this team........
And the one team to watch out for (i.e besides b'lore.....) is Hyderabad with players like Gibbs,Afridi,Gilchrist, Symonds in their lineup....... My sympathies goes to the bowlers.......obviously!!
Ness Wadia and Priety Zinta, the co-owners of the Mohali IPL franchise, arrive for the player auction, Mumbai, February.
Fixtures
Thursday, February 07, 2008
My Shtyle blogging.......
It is not that i am an avid typical blogger who posts anything and everything happening in his life. And it is also not that i blog simply for the sake of blogging,i dont need to do so, simply because blogger wont close shop if i stop blogging.
And if i still go deep thinking-- why do i ever blog.......>>
Why do i post those posts describing my internet services, my seminar topic,my orkut obsession,my favourite facebook app., my favourite windows apps., my pics ................. >> why do i have those sidebars describing "ME", my wishlist, links to freind's blogs...........>> WHY ??
I'm somehow forced to come to the conclusion that it is simply because that i'm very much obsessed with the internet and because of that strong obsession it is simply impossible for me to go untouch the blogging world. It is like having a cute small house in your hometown.
And having said that i'm still not convinced that is the right answer. I just feel like blogging when i dont have any other thing to do on the net........ i feel like blogging when i strike upon a good hack that i think others might find interesting........ i feel like blogging when i think something very interesting has happened in my life and others might find it interesting too........ i feel like blogging when my eyes go blue(orkut obviously) overtime........ i feel like blogging when i want others to know that hisam is alive on the net........ Sometimes i feeeeel that i'm trying to impress others through my blog...... Ghosh!!....... I'm crazy!! how can 1 impress someone through a blog?? Or can 1 ?? Totally confused...........issshhhhhhhh.
But one thing i'm certain about is that right now i'm a totally confused crazy bloke eyes half open at 1 in the night trying to find the exact reason for the question "why do i ever blog" when all others in the house are well asleep and i can see strange images through my window and even stranger noises and one loud noise of umma i will have to hear tomorrow morning-------HISAAAAAAAAAM...........COLLLLEEGE........
I think i should feel like sleeping.................. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Airtel gprs zindabad..........
Thus ended one of my previous posts titled "Is Airtel GPRS worth the monthly 250 bucks??" if you remember right. And i'm starting of from right there again simply because Airtel has beeeeeeeen soooooooo generous to me when it comes to their gprs service. If you remember i had something of this sort as one of my points there
"+To top it all, the time limit is not ejjactly a month, it actaully extends beyond. i got a week extra this time around. But never stops before a month, neva!!"
I was talkin about the monthly time limit that used to extend by some days!! SO what now?? Ya you guessed right!! It has stopped doing so!! YIPEEEEEEEEEE..... instead it is going on and on this time and by the time i'm posting this using that very same GPRS ( Charity!! Thats what i call it) service it has gone over exactly a month........ with that 250 bucks i paid over 2 months back. I've just fallen in love with this AIRTEL thing, and i've also stopped those random calls to 121(customer service) with my complaints regarding my call tariff and other offers ( ofcourse cos f my crazy thoughts tellin me that this may somehow lead to deactivation of my CHARITY Gprs)
SO untill Airtel GPRS goes on with this love affair with me, i got my one knee bent !! And when they decide to stop(if eva.....)this, i atleast got the consolation that i can start calling that 121 again and start bugging those lovely female voices again !! ;)
ssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! Dont tell Airtel.
Monday, January 28, 2008
Sunday, January 27, 2008
Tuesday, January 08, 2008
Sunday, December 30, 2007
Crazy secrets.
There is this application called "Post Secrets" on Facebook where users are allowed to post their secrets keeping their identity under cover, which obviously results in interesting secrets that one might have neva told otherwise.
This is how "Post Secrets" defines itself-->"Post Secret allows you to reveal your darkest secret to millions of other facebook users. Each secret can be a hope, regret, funny experience, unseen kindness, fantasy, belief, fear, betrayal, erotic desire, confession, or childhood humiliation."
Hmmmmmmm, Ok. Now here are some random secrets which i found intereseting the last time i peeped into "Post Secrets"--------->>>>>>>
"I have just eaten my pet hamster. He just looked so delicious, all plump n juicy.... I skinned him and fried him in the deep fat fryer. He was delicious... But now I miss him... Why did I eat my little buddy? WHYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I dont understand love. Its so confusing. I know my girlfriend loves me but I have no clue why. Shes so amazing, she can get so much better then me. But its been 7 months since we started going out, and i've never been happier. Ever since the day i met her i knew there was something about her, and i fell in love with her. I love her so much and i want to be with her forever."
"why do people believe in "the secret" the damn universe DOES NOT create our destiny. we do. if you want something to happen bad enough you'll do whatever it takes. the universe doesn't just say hey ya lets do it. no it doesn't work like that. so stop telling me that if i truely believe in the universe i'll be rewarded because it's all bullshit. never once has the "universe" done anything for me, i do it all on my own.....fucking "secret" "
"I HOPE TO BE GETTIGN MARRIED IN 1 AND 1/2. HE IS AMAZING."
"
"I'm fat because I eat. I eat because I'm alone. I'm alone because I'm fat."
"i like this guy... but don't know if he likes me... and... i have a boyfriend."
"i am so affriad of being hurt that i lied to protect myself cuz i saw something good in a guy and now i am sorry to say that my lie made my heart breake, but i guess thats what i get for not dating but seeing another guy only 3 weeks after i broke up with my babys dad after 2 years"
"he told me i was special.. obviously not special enough to leave his uglyass girlfriend."
"the longest relationship i've ever had was for about two months this past spring. the only reason it lasted was because i kept forgetting to dump him."
"i am so pissed off at my friend right now, i love her to death, but i wish she would see shit through my eyes and relieze that she isnt the best thing in this fucking world, and that there are people that are hurt by the acts she pulls, i love you to death though"
"One second I'm madly in love with him - the next I just want to get far, far away and never have to deal with him again. But I'm learning to ignore the second part!"
"i have a girlfriend. i'm a girl."
"i wish i had personal nuclear bombs to launch at those who spoil Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows!!!!"
"I am in love with a guy from Minneota and that said thing is that I am married!!!"
"I collects books to look and feel smart...I don't actually read them, I look up the summsries on Wikipedia"
"I was never deployed to Iraq...the closest I came was Kuwait for 3 months. I want people to be interested in me, so I lie when they ask."
"I am totally, completely, and utterly in love with Edward Cullen. I don't even care that he's fictional; I want him for myself!"
"im 5'11, 160lbs and i don't think im fat.. why do people that weigh like 90 or 100 or 140 think they are fat? fuck its so annoying!"
"If I new "broken hearts" hurt this bad, I never would have got involved in the first place.."
"I just realized how much I hurt my best friend. I was so mean and selfish to her. She tried to help me and instead of showing my appreciation, I just blamed her and demanded more. And then even after she ended our friendship, I spread nasty rumors about her. It's no wonder she refuses to talk to me now. I wish I realized what a bitch I was sooner because she was the greatest friend I ever had. If I had the chance I would tell her how sorry I am and that I would do anything to have our friendship back. I know I don't deserve her friendship (I don't deserve any friends at all) but I would really like someone as kind and supportive as her back in my life."
"is it wrong to hav an affair with 2 guys at the same time? guys do it all the time!! so who said women cant??!?!"
"Why are the college kids telling the high school kids to get off Facebook? Why are the highschool kids telling the middle school kids to get off Facebook? Why are middle school kids telling the younger kids to get off Facebook? The only people not telling people to get off Facebook are people like myself that have finished college along time ago. This is a open Network open to everyone, sure it was made by a college student, but its open to everyone. So everyone just needs to shut the fuck up."
----------->>>>>Well, how crazy secrets can get. If u find any of them disgusting, Same pinch!! No back pinch.
I have gone through far more disgusting secrets which i've not posted here for reasons best known by me!! Reputation,u know!!
Wednesday, December 26, 2007
HOW TO GET SIX PACK ABS WORKOUT ROUTINE.
Well-well-Well. Every1 s goin crazy over 6 pack abs after SRK did it in OSO.Now,here is a workout routine u can try at home.
Wishing u atleast a 4 pack if not 6.
Warning:I'm not to blame for ne consequences(-ve that is ;) ), Even i'm goin for 1.
Advice:Girls keep away.
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Thursday, December 20, 2007
Monday, December 17, 2007
Moments to cherish.
(click the pic. to enlarge it)
As i begin the countdown to the Lbs days, these are some of the memories that will stay with me forever.
Thursday, December 06, 2007
Five killer Apps. i cant do without.......
While most f u must be familiar with other apps. Audacity is a free, open source software for recording and editing sounds. I rip apart d favourite part of ne Mp3 to use it as my ringtone. Also got conversion functions. Rockzzzzzzzzzz.
To reach the download page for each f d above apps. click on d respective app. pic.
Chillll..... read full !
